Woke up at 0535. Diarrhoea. Went back to bed at 0547.
Someone rang my doorbell at 1125. Twice.
Someone called one of my house phones at 1135 and it rang for 45 seconds.
Guess what? I was sleeping.
Although I am conciously aware of these happenings, I totally ignore them and go back to sleep.
The only noises I wont ignore are from my handphone.
I mean, look, 99.99% of the time these are some stupid salesmen. I refuse to disturb my precious sleep pattern because of them.
I had planned to wake up at 3pm. Go figure.
Couldn't sleep anymore.
So thus I resigned myself to fate and woke up at 1138.
Another call came in at 1142. It was my grandmother. And all 3 times it was her. So much for that. This is the 2nd time she dropped in unannounced in two days. I mean, ok not her fault that I'm still sleeping, and even if she called first on the house phone I'll still ignore it. Nvm. Nvm. Nvm. Nvm. I actually have a few more things to say about the subject but they will remain unsaid, for the greater good of my karma. Not like my karma hasnt already hit rock bottom.
It has? Maybe. Maybe not. This is what happens when you wake me up in the morning when I dont have enough sleep. I'm still incoherent. See ya.